POV: you're a jack-o'-lantern and someone just knocked you off the porch 🎃

The story

A small carved jack-o'-lantern with a glowing candle inside is nudged off a wooden porch step, and the camera tracks right beside it for a 30-second chase-cam. It thumps down the steps, rolls through crunching leaf piles on the lawn, spins off a garden gnome base and clips a fence post while the flame flickers and leaves burst upward at every impact. In the second half it tumbles onto a sloped sidewalk, gains speed, launches off a curb, clangs off a parked bicycle tire, rattles along picket fence slats and a mailbox post, and bounces off a storm grate. It finally rolls to a soft stop in a pile of leaves in the gutter, its face still glowing in the fog. The episode is silent.